Tuesday, May 19, 2009

New Intelligence Source

This morning I received an email from Barack Obama informing me of the progress that was being made in the House of Representatives on his new healthcare plan. Apparently, I am signed up to receive bulletins on healthcare matters from his highness.

I figure the way I became signed up was when I sent him an email a few months ago suggesting a candidate for surgeon general in his administration: Doctor Jack Kevorkian. A good choice, no?

If I had told Barack where to put his stimulus plan, would I now be getting economic bulletins or proctology reports?

My wife pointed out that if I didn't want mail from Obama, I could just hit the unsubscribe button at the bottom of the bulletin. I told her No way, I now have an intel source inside the enemy headquarters. A high percent of the data will be disinformation, but maybe, just maybe, they'll let Biden near the computer... and then I own them.

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